WADADA MMEZIDI SASA...KHAAA

Kuna mdada nimeanzisha naye uhusiano kama wiki moja iliyopita. ni mtu mwenye ajira yake, mshahara analipwa. siku tumekutana kwa first date alikuja na rafiki yake tukanywa na kula aafu tukaagana. mkononi alikuwa na simu ya kama laki 5 hivi. Siku tatu baadaye nikampigia simu hapokei aafu akanitumia msg "simu imetumbukia kwenye maji hi yo siwezi kupokea". Jana kanambia anaomba mimsaidie ili apate mawasiliano, nikamwambia ntanunua ya elfu 50 ili awepo hewani anapotafuta nyingine. Cha ajabu ananambia anataka kama ile ile hivyo nimwongezee laki 2 nyingine ataongeza! Nikacheka kimya kimya huku nikishangilia kusave 50 yangu! Jamani mishahara yeti ina bajeti yake na so kwa ajili deny! na wengine tunataka kuwa na watu wa kudumu nao,mnatutisha na hizo harakati zenu za usakaji was hela! Tipelekane taratibu jamani, looh!
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  1. Wacha wenye kuweza gharama watashughulika ww utaambulia kuchungulia tu.

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  2. Hahahahaaa.machezo gsrama tafuta wa class yako babu. ...

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  3. Piga chini si umesha gonga?

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  4. Midume ya siku hiz mi bahil jaman bac ulivyoona ana kazi yake ndo ukataka umchune ww loo kukupatia sana. Mwenzio cm yake ya laki 5 eti ww umpe ya 50 we uboo kweli. Au ww ni Bar nn? Maana bahil huyo.

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    1. Pmbv zk pesa haiokotwi

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    2. umeona eeh. akatafute wa rahisi. saafi wadada. kuchuna kwa kwenda mbele. shenzi nyie wanaume

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  5. ogopa mapenz kaka we muite shem yatosha

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  6. Mi ndo maana nikitombaga mara mbili tu, namkopa yeye natokaga nduki!

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    1. act as a man. shenzi wewe. unakopa kwa mwanamke. kumamaayo, mshenzi mkubwa wewe. hata aibu huoni. unajidhalilisha mbwa wewe

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  7. Nyambaf hivi unataka asikuombe wewe amuombe nani,ukiona vyaelea jua vimeundwa.

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    1. akamwombe babaake au mamaake kwan wamekufa?

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    2. umeona eeh. ukiona vya elea ujue vimeundwa. nimuombe mama au baba we mshenzi nini wewe.

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    3. Kwan baba name mama neo walompaka shahawa!

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  8. mim nikisha mtomba tu sitaki shida uwa nasepa uchi wenywe sura mbaya alafu niangaike nao wa nn na smart phone mm mwenywe sina nikamuonge mburura kumanina zenu wote mademu wa ivi mtamegwa tu kuolewa no

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    1. acha usenge uchi sura mbaya wakat ukiiona tu unasimamisha.we utakua anithi wewe c mzima.ulipita uko ujo kubaya na bado watoa macho kurudi uko uko...dudu lako

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    2. kuma zote zinasura mbaya balaaaaa

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    3. zina sura mbaya ila hua unainyonyaa na kulia juu nyooooooo hanithi wewe..

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  9. kamtombe dada ako mkubwa mpenda kuma za bure mburura we

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    1. mlizoea kuma za buree eeeh? hakunaga wasenge nyie. pesa mbele kuma baadae

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  10. Mimi ndivyo maana nawapenda wahaya wa buku 2 mtaa wa sudani temeke coz kukojoa ni kulekule tu hao tunawaachia mafisadi.

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    1. Safi sana bwn anthony.tena pale unajichagulia mwnyew.bonge,kipotable even ...

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  11. mdau apo juu umenena lkn now kila kabila bora uende uko kuliko kununua galaxy wakat mwenyew unatumia mchina watamegwa san ndoa watasikia matarumbeta mtaa wa pili

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  12. Ukweli mtupu mdau kutomba ni kulekule

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  13. kuma tamu jaman we acha tu wengine awajui kuziosha vyema unakuta inatoa uvundo wadada jaribu kuziosha vzr kumanina zenu

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  14. Hahahahaaaaaa.....kuma zao wote waivo

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  15. Pumbavu! Kahaba

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  16. Ni kugonga na kusepa tu ndo suluhsho kamili

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    1. msenge wewe. ulidhani huyo unaemtomba na kusepa watajirudia eeh. gharamikia mmoja akupe kuma ipasavyo. mapenzi yanachngamsha kutombana . mshenge wewe act as a mana kumamaaamayo wee

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  17. mdanganye, vaa kondom, mgonge kisawasa halafu sepa, atakutafuta mwenyewe, na sasa utakuwa unammiliki kama bado unampenda, na hiyo simu ya bei mbaya itakuwa historia, pumbaf hawa kinadada wengine, wanafikiri kila mtu ni fisadi.

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  18. Copy and paste from jamii forums...be creative admin

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  19. kuma la mama yake

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    1. La mamako weka lami usimpe MTU lifti

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  20. khaaaa watu mna matusi jamani..si ajabu nyuma ya laptop mnakotype hayo matusi mnaonekana wastaarabu sana na wengine mnaitwa baba,wengine uncle wengine mume..loh aibu kwenu wote mnaotukana tukana hovyo.

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    1. yaani acha tu jamani. mimi mwenyewe nakauka kucheka mbaya. jamani watu wanatukana sio mchezo

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  21. wee apo juu kama unajirshimu kwenye blog ya udaku unafata nin simi lako limelegea kuma lako bovu

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    1. we msenge nini nani kakwambia wanaoingia udaku spesho wote ni wanatukana. wengine tunaustaarabu wetu mshenzi wewe.

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  22. kaka usioge maji yasiyo size yako utapata shida bure, Sisi wengi huwa tunawaona na kuishia kula kwa macho tu manake hata ukijitutumua na kununua simu nyingine ya aina hiyo miezi mitatu ni mingi safari hii itakuwa ameibiwa na itatakiwa smart 4ne nyingine yenye mega pixel nyingi zaidi na Gb za kutosha ile ya mwanzo si uliweza bwana!

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  23. duh! mi napita tuuu wadau

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    1. pita tu msenge wewe hujachangia hata kitu.

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  24. we pita pita tu wenye blog ndo sis ushaur ujatoa umefata nin we mkundu kumanina zako

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  25. wote mnao tukana kuma, mlitoka kwenye mikundu? waone viboo vyao kama bamia

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    1. umefunika aloo. uboo kama bamia

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  26. WW una blog??? Ukiwa nayo c matatizo.

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  27. Nyie mnaotukana mwogopeni mungu, tena acheni usenge kuma Nina zenu.

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    1. We umeua kubwa kwan hata ww humuogopi mungu duh!

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  28. na ww ni msenge vile vile unasema muogope mungu huku unatukana mazafantaa...

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  29. Hakuna cha bure hata alivyizaliwa mama ake alitoa hospital hela na nepi alizovalishwa zilinunuluwa vp wewe umtake bure?hakuna cha bure labda ukamkaze nduguyo

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  30. wote mavuzi mnaocoment lkn kuma tamu jamn ukipata safi ni balaa kuna zingine akivua chup tu mboo inasinyaa kumanina zenu

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  31. da hapo hata kama niikuwa na nia ya kutangaza ndoa ndo basi tena,mungu atusaidie jamani,tutaolea sayar gani?

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    1. we msenge nini umeshindwa kumuudumia unasema utaoa sayari gani? kalale mbele huko

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  32. Ye womiiii! Nani anamtaka mwanaume maskini? Kama Uwezi kuninunulia cm ya lak 8 na iPad!!! Mimi sio saizi yako tafuta Wa saiz yako Aiseeeee!!! Mmeelewaeeeee!!!

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    1. dooh pole nawe kuma

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    2. ukimwita mwenzio kuma nawe kuma mwangalie sula kama mgongo wa mboo

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    3. Na mtafilwa sana kwa kuweka pesa mbele, kumbuka tamaa mbele mauti nyuma

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  33. Ukweli unaumaee unatukana Kuma ya nn??? Umepewa ukweli Wako!! Kama wewe hauna uwezo tafuta Wa kuwanunulia ZA promotion!!! Jinga wewe!!!!!!!'

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    1. Yeye akaze buti asihonge visimu vya promotion@ kuma zuri ya mwanamke mzuri haipatikani kieneji.

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  34. wote mliocoment ni kuma tu

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    1. pamoja na wewe uliemalizia fuck you. kuumamaaamayooo. shenzi wewe

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  36. Duuuu,jamani mbavu zangu!! duuu watu mnajua kutukana,yani hii ni stress free zone daaah,nimecheka mpk bas

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  37. hizo kuma mnazozitukana ndio milango yenu mlioingia hapa duniani unashindana na kuma wewe laana nyie wote mlotukana maana hizo kuma mama zenu wanazo ndio walitobwa na baba zenu mkatoka kwenye hizo kuma mnazosema zinanuka mlaaniwe pumbavu nyie ambao hamjui thamani ya kuma nani kasema kuma nzuri atoe yake ambayo ni nzuri

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  38. mungu awahurumie wote hamjui mlitendalo...

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  39. EEEE MUNGU WASAMEHE WOTE HAWAJUI WATENDALO

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