Nigeria prostitutes promise free "service" if Eagles win AFCON title

Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) hailed Nigeria’s national team, the Super Eagles, for moving on to the quarter finals stage of the Orange African Cup of Nations (AFCON,) in South Africa 2013.


Now they want their beloved Eagles to get to the title match and win championship, and they believe that they have just the right tools to provide the team with motivation to go hard(pun intended) for gold.

ANP, in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis, urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and returning with the trophy. “We want to

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.

Miss Elvis added, “We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football.” ( I wonder what kind of “usual partnership” you have with the Super Eagles… Mhmm Jessica?) She didn’t elaborate on what kind of patnership they have with the team.

Jessica, added that if the Eagles brings home the trophy, the association would declare one week of free “service” .

“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week of free $ḗ*x if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she said. According to ghanasoccernet.com members of ANP are in South Africa “supporting” the national team.

The Super Eagles are set to clash with the Ivory Coast’s national team, the Elephants, in a quarter final match on Sunday.