Hivi imekua fashion au?
She is an excellent woman... tall, good looking, sexy, kazi nzuri na sifa nyingine kedekede.........
Tumeshagegedana several times, cha kushangaza sasa jana tu wkt nagegedana nae tena, baada tu ya kumaliza first round, si unajua tena lzm mpumzike ili kujiandaana second round, wkt kidume niko tayari kwa second round naona mwenzangu ananiambia "BABY NIPELEKE CHOONI", nikamwambia afadhali umesema mapema kabla sijaanza second round manake ungenikata stimu, nikamwambia haya baby twende, naona mwenzangu kagoma, akarudia tena, "BABY NIMEKWAMBIA NIPELEKE CHOONI", nikamwambia sasa si uamke twende? akaanza kuniangalia kwa jicho la hasira, baadae akavaa nguo zake akatoka kwa jazba, mm nikawa nimepigwa na butwaa, baada ya muda kdg ikaja text kutoka kwake inayosema hivi,
"Mwanaume gani ww huelewi, mshamba nn?", next time nikikwambia "NIPELEKE CHOONI" maana yake ubadilishe tundu"
Dah! Inamaana kumpeleka chooni ni kumuingilia kinyume na maumbile au kumla 0713!
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