Wanaume Ogopeni Sana Maneno Haya "NIPELEKE CHOONI" Kutoka kwa msichana wakati wa Kufanya Mapenzi

   
Hivi imekua fashion au?

    She is an excellent woman... tall, good looking, sexy, kazi nzuri na sifa nyingine kedekede.........

    Tumeshagegedana several times, cha kushangaza sasa jana tu wkt nagegedana nae tena, baada tu ya kumaliza first round, si unajua tena lzm mpumzike ili kujiandaana second round, wkt kidume niko tayari kwa second round naona mwenzangu ananiambia "BABY NIPELEKE CHOONI", nikamwambia afadhali umesema mapema kabla sijaanza second round manake ungenikata stimu, nikamwambia haya baby twende, naona mwenzangu kagoma, akarudia tena, "BABY NIMEKWAMBIA NIPELEKE CHOONI", nikamwambia sasa si uamke twende? akaanza kuniangalia kwa jicho la hasira, baadae akavaa nguo zake akatoka kwa jazba, mm nikawa nimepigwa na butwaa, baada ya muda kdg ikaja text kutoka kwake inayosema hivi,

    "Mwanaume gani ww huelewi, mshamba nn?", next time nikikwambia "NIPELEKE CHOONI" maana yake ubadilishe tundu"

    Dah! Inamaana kumpeleka chooni ni kumuingilia kinyume na maumbile au kumla 0713!

    Guys, watch out! Nshampiga chini huyu demu!

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  1. Hahahaha! Nme kupata na umen fungua

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  2. Umeni shoot,,hiyo kali

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  3. Daaah iyo kali aisee! Madem wa kileo kweli balaa

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  4. dah! Iyo kali sana

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  5. Sitaki kuamini kuwa ulikuwa hujui maana yke hako kamsemo

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  6. bwahahaha..ndo ina majina mengi ivyo..temana na hiyo ki2.dhambi kubwa

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  7. Ndio mpango mzma kwa bongo sasa kwa hawa dada zetu

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  8. Hayo mambo ya pwani!suna kujaribu si dhambi ungempa raha mtoto wa watu

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  9. Asante kaka,nimekuelewa kaka tuwe macho.

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  10. kwa wengine hayo ni mambo ya kawaida mgeni ni wewe

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  11. kudadadekiii chezea maborn town ww

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  12. Pole sana kaka. Nipe namba yake nitamfute nimridhishe huyu kiumbe, "ataka kuridhishwa Baba!

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  13. duuhhhh....macho yalivyonitoka hapa balaa

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  14. Mshenzi mkubwa huyo,achana nae. dhambi kubwa hyo

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  15. Wee vipi ndo uislaaam kula tigo,kiongoz wetu mwenyewe alikula

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    1. kuma la mama yako kiongozi wa dini ya bibi yako ndo alikula

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    2. Wewe ni msenge sana, hakuna kiongozi alofanya hivyo na wala ww siyo muislamu, nguruwe mweusi wewe. Ningekujua ww ningekufanyia kitu mbaya na ungejuta kudhalilisha dini yetu kwa sababu ya chuki binafsi. Mbwa wee.

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  16. Mtoto ataka kuzibuliwa mavi wew unaleta ubishoo

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  17. Maweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, dunia imekwisha. Hongera kwa kuzima jaribio hilo kwani Jehanam yake kaka ni balaa ndani balaa. Pole sana ndugu yangu.

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  18. Km vp mpeleke2

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  19. Duuuuuuuuh na viongoz tena,,itkad izngatiwe don jokes in serious circumstance bnafsi na2mia hyo k2 ila cyo gud manner in efficancy faithful..
    Kidin na hata maadil bt actually uelewa nlionao nmpana kidin najua hukum ya hiyo ki2 exactly na madhara pia..
    Kikubwa my wife cwez kumfanya aparform it mei ni pitapita zake tu xo na mm nikpta husika bhac nakula kama kawaida. cjui ndo hao wake zenu watalajiwa i don know bt mie nala my advise kubwa chukuliwa mm nae tumia umepokea vp kauli yangu na kua nmepta mlangon kwa mtu wako inauma xana.
    Be careful mitundu itatanuka yaan ni shidaaaaaaaaaaaa,,

    As laam aleykum.

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  20. Nimekula sana hiyo kitu enzi za ujana, kwa siri kubwa, ila nashangaa kizazi hiki cha dotcom, kila bint anataka kupakuliwa, na mabinti tu mpaka vitoto vya kiume siku hizi vingi tu vibwabwa...so kwa ushauri wangu, ukimpata msichana namna hiyo usimkimbize, utakua haujamsaidia, kuwa naye, na muelekeze kidogo kidogo ataelewa..

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